- Disclaimer -
I mean that. Seriously, you don't have to read this, you know. There are plenty of better things to do with your time. Time is valuable. You'll thank me in the long run (actually you won't, will you, you ungrateful bastard? You won't even give it a second thought and nor should you).
It was originally quite vague, but it's now known by a few people (luckily, people that I like).
Any views expressed of course, are my own.
Of course, if you do stumble upon this and don't know me, feel free to get in touch, it'll be interesting.