...has always been a favourite expression of mine.
Dunno why. It's evocative I suppose. It always comes to mind when I think of Justin Gatlin.
And I like playing about with Viz-style piss-takes. I want to make whole parody newspapers - where everything looks normal at first glance, but is slightly skewed to the bizarre, although quite subtly, I'd want at least some people to be fooled - and leave them lying around in random places.