I'll be amazed if it works.
I have another website on the go and one of the things I do like about it is that you get to see the weird search terms that people have used to get there. There's obvious stuff and some frankly disturbing stuff (that I don't dwell on) but a thing I've never tried is deliberately loading a page (or in this case, a post) with search trigger words. Google's got to be more sophisticated than to be fooled that way, surely? Let's see (in no particular order other than it comes into my head)...
I think that's enough for now.