This is an experiment.

I'll be amazed if it works.

I have another website on the go and one of the things I do like about it is that you get to see the weird search terms that people have used to get there. There's obvious stuff and some frankly disturbing stuff (that I don't dwell on) but a thing I've never tried is deliberately loading a page (or in this case, a post) with search trigger words. Google's got to be more sophisticated than to be fooled that way, surely? Let's see (in no particular order other than it comes into my head)...

ISIS, Islamic State, So-Called Islamic State, Al-Qaeda, jihad, Ebola, Ebola virus, Eurowings, Vladimir Putin, Ukraine, Russia, Crimea, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, USA, Cuba, Castro, Apple, iPhone, iPad, iPod, Uber, Donald Trump, Donald Trump's wig, Hillary Clinton, Jeb Bush, Rand Paul, Samsung, World Cup, Olympics, FA Cup, Nike, Adidas, Philae, Philae lander, Nelson Mandela, Eurovision, Conchita Wurst, Frozen, X-Factor, Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, David Cameron, George Osborne, deficit, debt, austerity, EU, Greece, Grexit, Angela Merkel, Christine Lagard, Julian Assange, TTIP, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Facebook, Microsoft, Hewlett Packard, Yahoo!, Minecraft, Youtube, Ebay, Amazon, Hotmail, Craigslist, Reddit, Gmail, BBC, ITV, Sky, Tour de France, cycling, drugs, bikes, Lance Armstrong, Chris Froome, Bradley Wiggins, London, Paris, New York, Hong Kong, Berlin, Tokyo, Beijing, Bombay, LA, Somalia, Guinea, Liberia, Azerbaijan, Malaysian Airlines, UK, USA, KKK, Israel, Palestine, Gaza Strip, Bitcoin, Spotify, Tidal, Apple Radio, Zane Lowe, Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Yemen, North Korea, Audi, BMW, Mercedes Benz, Rolls Royce, Porsche, Lotus, Ferrari, Lamborghini, AI, artificial intelligence, Turing Test, neural network, Blu-Ray, LGBT, blog, vlog, wi-fi, wireless, Bluetooth, Brazil, China, India, Japan, Glastonbury, SXSW, CGI, IKEA, MacDonald's, Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC, Disney, Pixar, Marvel, DC, Nintendo, Playstation, X-Box, PC, javascript, shoot-'em-up, beat-'em-up, Sims, FIFA, Sepp Blatter, CD, DVD, EA Sports, Ant-Man, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Iron Man, Lego, Star Wars, Star Trek, ET, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Die Hard, The Fast And The Furious, Toy Story, James Bond, Eminem, Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Real Madrid, Chelsea, Manchester United, Manchester City, Liverpool, FC Barcelona, Bayern Munich, AC Milan, Dynamo Kiev, megabyte, terabyte, gigabyte, General Electric, Nestle, genetically modified, stem cells, cancer, cancer treatment, radiotherapy, chemotherapy, remission, lupus, SLE, NHS, Jeremy Hunt, Jeremy Cunt, Jeremy Corbyn, Labour, Conservative, Democrat, Republican, minions, sex, free sex, porn, XXX, etc. etc.

I think that's enough for now.